Theory Overdose

I don't know what to do or say,
I want this headache to go away
Interpret this, interpret that,
Feeling as if I am under attack
But a savior to me is the little green book
Feel free to take a peak and look
At all the theories discovered inside
They're sure to sharpen and boggle your mind
Fairwell to jars in Tennessee,
Hello to Ideology!
Beginning on assignment five,
Into a sea of theory I dive
In over my head with fishes and sharks,
I've been bitten by Lacan, Althusser and Marx
Do I have identity?
Or is my selfhood just a fantasy?
Kicking and swimming my way to the coast,
With an overdose of theory, I am diagnosed